14 Funny Persian Jokes
Funny Persian jokes are so widespread among Iranians that they usually use them to get away from some realities of their society or weak economic situation. Generally speaking, a joke is a humorous presentation in which people use the words within a precise and well-defined narrative framework to make others laugh. The audience is not supposed to take the jokes seriously because it typically aims to make people laugh. A joke takes the form of a tale, generally with dialogue, and finishes with a catchphrase. It is the catchphrase that the audience becomes aware that the text includes a second, contradictory meaning. The use of a pun or other wordplays, such as irony or sarcasm, and also logical incompatibilities, stupidity, or other tactics, may accomplish this. In this article, we provided some of the best funny Persian jokes. So, dive in!
Best Funny Persian Jokes
When telling a joke or playing a joke on someone, the goal is usually to elicit amusement while also portraying human flaws in a lighthearted manner. Modern cultures appreciate a variety of forms of funny Persian jokes, including puns or wordplay, practical jokes, witty observations on parallels and differences, and simple question-and-answer jokes, among other things. As a result of the rising difficulties in Iran’s economic, social, and cultural challenges resulting from the sanctions, funny Persian jokes have become more popular as a way to distract people from their distress. Let’s enjoy some of the best funny Persian jokes.
طرف رفته خواستگاری
بابای عروس با لپ تاپ اومده می گه جوان،
من اهل تحقیقات محلی و اینا نیستم،
یوزر پسورد فیسبوکت رو بزن
English Translation
A boy asks a girl to marry him
Her father tells him: I’m not interested in your background but give me your Instagram password.
تو جلسه خواستگاری
دﺧﺘﺮﻩ به ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻣﯿﮕه: ﺧﻮﺩﺗﻮ ﻣﻌﺮﻓﯽ ﮐﻦ
پسره ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ۲۸ ﺳﺎﻟﻤﻪ ! ﭘﺰﺷﮑﻢ، ﺩﻭ ﺗﺎ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ، ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻨﻢ لکسوس
ﻣﺸﮑﯿﻪ! ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ ﮐﺎﺭﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ، ﺗﮏ ﻓﺮﺯﻧﺪﻡ
و ﺷﻤﺎ ؟
دختره چشماشو می بنده میگه: به ﻧﺎﻡ ﺧﺪﺍ، ﻫﻤﺴﺮت
English Translation
In khaastegaari session:
Girl: introduce yourself!
Boy: I’m a 28 years old physician, I have two houses, and I have a million-dollar car. My father owns a factory, and I’m the only child. What about you? Tell me more about yourself.
The girl closes her eyes while taking a deep breath: well, I’m your future wife!
Note: Khaastegaari session is the first phase of the process of two people getting married in Iran.
مورد داشتیم طرف قیافش شبیه دفاع آخر فوتبال دستی بوده
بعد زیر عکسش نوشته
متنفرم از کسایی که جذب زیبایی ظاهری من میشن
English Translation
I happened to see a guy whose face looked like a doorknob
But captioned his photo on Instagram like:
Why do girls just get attracted to my cuteness?!
ﺯﻧﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻮﻫﺮﺵ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ :ﺗﻮ ﻫﯿﭽﻮﻗﺖ ﻣﻨﻮ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﻧﺪﺍﺷﺘﯽ
ﻣﺮﺩ ﯾﻪ ﻧﮕﺎﻫﯽ ﺑﻪ ﭘﻨﺞ ﺗﺎ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻫﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ
ﻣﯿﮕﻪ :ﭘﺲ ﺍﯾنا ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯ ﺗﻮ ﮔﻮﮔﻞ ﺩﺍﻧﻠﻮﺩ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﻢ!!؟
English Translation
Wife: you have never loved me!
The man took a look at his five children and told her: did we download these five from google?
دختره ۱۲سالشه پست گذاشته
سال ها با تو خاطره داشتم
ولی افسوس که زمونه از هم جدامون کرد
فکر کنم منظورش مای بیبی بود
English Translation
A 12 year old girl posted on instagram:
We have been together for years! I miss our good days together!
Damn to this cruel world that separated us!
I guess she is talking about her diaper, right?))))
یارو توی هواپیما میره داخل کابین خلبان با تهدید میگه برو فرانکفورت
خلبان یه نگاهی بهش میکنه میگه پس اسلحه ات کو!؟
یارو میگه رفاقتی برو دیگه حتما باید زور بالا سرتون باشه!ً
English Translation
A man goes to the pilot and tells him to go to Germany in a threatening voice.
The pilot looks at him and asks him: then where your gun is?!
Man: Jesus! Seriously? Can’t you just be kind and get us to Germany? Should somebody really force you into something?!
یارو ازم پرسید کارت چیه گفتم تو کار فرش و تلوزیونم گفت یعنی چی
گفتم رو فرش میخوابم تلویزیون نگاه میکنم
Girl: What do you do for a living?
Me: I have a business with the carpets and televisions!
Girl: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I lie on the carpet and watch television!
Funny Persian Jokes in Fingilish
You probably think what Finglish is? Writing the Farsi words in English is Finglish.
Let’s enjoy more funny Persian jokes.
وقتی خانمت خیلی منطقی ازت می پرسه :نظرت در مورد قیافه فلان دختر چیه؟
تو اصلا نباید منطقی نظر بدی تو در تمام مواقع باید بگی اصلا درست ندیدمش عزیزم
English Translation
In the event that your wife inquired of your thoughts on the girl who had just walked by?! Keep in mind that the proper response is not whether she is lovely or unattractive; instead, it is that I haven’t even glanced at her.
مرد در حال جان دادن بود که به همسرش گفت: باید چیزی را به تو بگویم
زن: لازم نیست
مرد: اما اگر نگویم نمیتوانم آسوده بمیرم و عذاب وجدان رهایم نخواهد کرد
زن: باشه بگو
مرد: من زن دوم دارم
زن با خونسردی گفت
میدونم همین امروز فهمیدم
حالا آروم باش تا مرگ موش کارشو بکنه
English Translation
Some seconds before his death, the man says: I have to tell the truth to you.
Wife: you don’t have to.
Man: I have to tell you something because if I don’t, I won’t be able to die peacefully!
Wife: ok, then tell me!
Man: I have a second wife!
wife responds calmly: “Yeah, I just found out today!” Now is the time to relax so that the poison may do its job effectively.
Reminder: It may be interesting to know that funny Persian jokes play a significant role in the daily lives of Iranians.
یه گوشه از زندگیم هست هنوز گند نزدم بهش
گذاشتم برای روز مبادا، آدم باید آینده نگر باشه دیگه
English Translation
At this point, I haven’t messed up too many aspects of my life.
As for me, I’ve been saving them for a suitable occasion to screw them up. You might say I’m a saver!
Farsi Jokes Jadid
Iranians are funny people and can always narrate funny Persian jokes for others.
Let’s laugh more at funny Persian jokes.
ﺳﺮ ﮐﻼﺱ ﺑﻪ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻫﺎ گفتم ﺍﻧﺸﺎ ﺑﻨﻮﯾﺴﯿﺪ ﺑﺎ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻣﻮﺿﻮﻉ
“ﺍﮔﺮ ﻣﺪﯾﺮﻋﺎﻣﻞ ﺑﻮﺩﯾﺪ ﭼﻪ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﺪ؟”
ﻫﻤﻪ ﺗﻨﺪ ﻭ ﺗﻨﺪ ﻭ ﺑﺎ ﻫﯿﺠﺎﻥ ﺷﺮﻭﻉ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ ﺑﻪ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻦ، ﺑﻪ ﺟﺰ ﯾﮑﻨﻔﺮ ﮐﻪ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ ﻭ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺍﺯ ﭘﻨﺠﺮﻩ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻤﺎﺷﺎ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ
ازش پرسیدم:ﭼﺮﺍ ﺗﻮ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﻧﻤﯽ ﻧﻮﯾﺴﯽ؟
گفت:ﻣﻨﺘﻈﺮﻡ ﺗﺎ ﻣﻨشی بیاد تایپ کنه
!ینی قوه تخیلش هلاکم کرد
English Translation
Teacher: Write an essay about your future job as a CEO.
All students started writing quickly, except one!
Teacher: what’s wrong? Why aren’t you writing anything?
Student: I’m waiting for the secretary to do the typing!
Wow, so dreamy!
به سگ ها که محبت میکنی باوفا میشن
به آدم ها که محبت میکنی هار میشن
اما!! به خر که محبت میکنی
اصلا براش فرقی نداره!! از بس که ثبات شخصیت داره این بزرگوار
English Translation
If you pay attention to dogs, they will stay loyal to you!
If you pay attention to humans, they will be tired of affection!
However, if you pay attention to donkeys, you will see no difference in their behaviors; such a stable personality they got!
Farsi Jokes Bahal
Let’s laugh with more funny Persian jokes.
آقاهه زنگ زده بانک میگه اگه من وام ماشین رو ندم بانک ماشین رو از من میگیره
بانک: بله آقا حتما این کار رو خواهیم کرد.
آقاهه: در مورد وام ازدواج هم همین شرایط رو دارین؟؟
English Translation
A man calls the bank: if I don’t pay off my car loan, will you take it back?
Bank employee: yes, absolutely!
Man: is it also true about the marriage loan?!
اون پوله که وقتی از حسابم میره ناراحت میشم
شما برو، درم ببند، مرسی
English Translation
What makes me unhappy is not having any money! Not you!
You can go! Please close the door! Thank you!
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